BORGNINE SHINES IN FINAL ROLE, ‘VICENTE FERNANDEZ’

Ernest Borgnine died this summer at the age of 95.  Few of us make it to that age, and few of those who do have the physical and mental stamina to work to the end like Borgnine did.  He’d continued to act – he made his last Western, NO CHANCE IN HELL, in 2008, and even voiced a continuing character in SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS.  He’d written his autobiography, ERNIE, and over the last few years of his life he’d travelled the country making appearances and discussing his book, his career and his life. 

 

At a jam-packed screening of his Oscar-Winner MARTY at the North Hollywood Library, he reminisced about MARTY, MCHALE’S NAVY, FROM HERE TO ETERNITY, and his unforgettable Westerns like THE WILD BUNCH and VERA CRUZ.  When I spoke to him at the Hollywood Show in Burbank, about a year before his death, I asked him when he was going to make another Western.  He laughed, “I'm doing one right now! It's called THE MAN WHO SHOOK THE HAND OF VICENTE FERNANDEZ. It's a Western, but it takes place in a nursing home.”

 

Barry Corbin turning on the charm

 

Now the public will have the chance to see Ernest Borgnine in his last film, which opens at the Laemmle Theaters in North Hollywood this Friday.  One cannot help but approach such a movie with trepidation.  Fans of Laurel and Hardy will never forget how awful Stan Laurel looked, post-stroke, in UTOPIA.  It’s painful to recall the indignity of the great Basil Rathbone ending his career in HILLBILLYS IN A HAUNTED HOUSE.  Spencer Tracy fared much better with GUESS WHO’S COMING TO DINNER, although studio execs so feared that he would die before the film was finished that he wasn’t paid a dime of his salary until his last scene was in the can. 

 

Happily, there are no such regrets attached to VICENTE FERNANDEZ, nor is Ernest Borgnine reduced to a cameo: it’s his film from start to finish.  He plays Rex Page, who excelled as radio DJ ‘Ricochet Rex’, but is consumed with bitterness at never having made it as a movie actor.  He’s obsessed with A GOOD MAN KILLED BAD, a Western he didn’t get to star in, and he watches his disintegrating VHS tape of the movie every day, repeating the monologues, running the dialogue with his indulgent ten-year-old granddaughter Clementine (Audrey B. Scott).  Although he shows no interest in Clem’s soccer prowess, he’s much closer to her than to her mother and his daughter Denise (Dale Dickey), or his wife of 47 years, Irma (June Squibb).

 

Renaldo Pacheco, June Squibb, Arturo del Puerto, Audrey P. Scott,

Carla Ortiz, Dale Dickey, Ashley Holliday, Ernie

 

A stroke sends Rex to the hospital, then to a nursing home to recover, and to regain the ability to walk.   The nursing home’s staff is entirely Latino, and Rex does not endear himself to them with his ‘wetback’ comments.  But one nurse is grateful to him immediately: beautiful Solena (Carla Ortiz) is being pawed by Dr. Dominguez (Tony Plana) until Rex, coming out of anesthesia, tells him to leave her alone.  When he is recognized as ‘Ricochet Rex’, the staff warms to him.  When he reveals in passing that he once shook hands with ‘The Frank Sinatra of Mexico, Vicente Fernandez’, Rex becomes their hero.  And they need a hero, because the nursing home is run by a patient whose family owns the place and others like it, and he and Dr. Dominguez work together to terrorize the employees and residents.  That patient, Walker, is played with bravura menace by the wonderful Barry Corbin, who was so impressive as the sympathetic judge in REDEMPTION: FOR ROBBING THE DEAD (read my review HERE ).  There are many parallels between the nursing-home folks and the scared town-folk in A GOOD MAN KILLED BAD, and it’s oddly delightful to watch Walker and his two henchmen zipping around on their Rascal Scooters intimidating everyone.  There’s an especially memorable scene where they ride circles around male nurse Alejandro (Arturo del Puerto), Walker menacing him with the bull’s horns mounted on his Rascal, and knocking him off his bike.

 

Rex’s popularity and power at the nursing home grows out of his ability to defeat Walker at the card-game Rat Screw (a variation on War), and as Rex becomes more of a hero to the staff, he has less and less time for his own family.  Much of the story turns on whether, come 4^th of July, he’ll attend his granddaughter’s soccer match of the Vicente Ferandez concert.   

 

Rex's daughter delivers the last existing copy of

A GOOD MAN KILLED BAD

 

Very unusual for today, this modest budget film is handsomely lensed in actual 35mm Fuji Film by Eric Leach, a camera operator and second unit cinematographer on many big pictures.  Written and directed by Elias Petridis, VICENTE FERNANDEZ is a hard film to classify.  While officially called a comedy, much of the film’s tone is more serious than that suggests, dealing with over-medicating and undernourishing patients, and kicking them out on a whim.  One of the funniest elements is the title sequence, which parodies Sergio Leone’s title sequences, accompanied by a song reminiscent of Ennio Morricone’s ‘English-as-a-second-language’ themes like LONESOME BILLY and A GRINGO LIKE ME. 

 

D.P. Eric Leach; writer/director Elia Petridis

 

The film is uneven in its successes, sometimes introducing very interesting notions, and not following through on them.  Rex’s agent, Burt, is forever calling up with pipe-dream plans for Rex’s career, eventually getting him an important audition.  But does he actually believe Rex can ‘make it’, or is he just stringing him along?  You never find out, and even though Emmy and Tony-winning MAD MEN star Robert Morse is prominently billed, you never see him: he’s only a voice on the phone.

 

Also, the actor who beat Rex out for the lead role in A GOOD MAN KILLED BAD, incredibly, ends up in the next hospital bed, but is woefully under-utilized.  The tiny budget is occasionally evident – crowd scenes are sparsely populated, and what is ‘the big game’ first seems to be a girl practicing kicks by herself, with one adult watching.

 

The biggest strengths are in the performances.  Borgnine dominates the film as a man who has long thought his life was worthless, because he hasn’t achieved his loftiest goals.  Corbin gives Borgnine the heightened level of meanness he needs to play off of.  And as the, granddaughter Audrey B. Scott is surprisingly believable, even when delivering dialogue that seems unnatural.  And hardcore Western nerds take note: the man who introduces Rex to Vicente, thus inducing the handshake of the title, is Peter Sherayko, Texas Jack Vermillion from TOMBSTONE.

 

 

We’ll all miss Ernie, but it’s very nice that he could go out on his strong, film-carrying performance in THE MAN WHO SHOOK THE HAND OF VICENTE FERNANDEZ. 

 

 

TCM FANATIC - WESTERN NOW ONLINE!

And speaking of TCM (okay, nobody was), have I mentioned that the segment I was interviewed for is now viewable here?






 

THE AUTRY NATIONAL CENTER

Built by cowboy actor, singer, baseball and TV entrepreneur Gene Autry, and designed by the Disney Imagineering team, the Autry is a world-class museum housing a fascinating collection of items related to the fact, fiction, film, history and art of the American West. In addition to their permanent galleries (to which new items are frequently added), they have temporary shows. The Autry has many special programs every week -- sometimes several in a day. To check their daily calendar, CLICK HERE. And they always have gold panning for kids every weekend. For directions, hours, admission prices, and all other information, CLICK HERE.



HOLLYWOOD HERITAGE MUSEUM

Across the street from the Hollywood Bowl, this building, once the headquarters of Lasky-Famous Players (later Paramount Pictures) was the original DeMille Barn, where Cecil B. DeMille made the first Hollywoodwestern, The Squaw Man. They have a permanent display of movie props, documents and other items related to early, especially silent, film production. They also have occasional special programs. 2100 Highland Ave., L.A. CA 323-874-2276. Thursday – Sunday 12 p.m. to 4 p.m. $5 for adults, $3 for senior, $1 for children.



WELLSFARGO HISTORY MUSEUM

This small but entertaining museum gives a detailed history of Wells Fargo when the name suggested stage-coaches rather than ATMS. There’s a historically accurate reproduction of an agent’s office, an original Concord Coach, and other historical displays. Open Monday through Friday, from 9:00 a.m. to 5:00 a.m. Admission is free. 213-253-7166. 333 S. Grand Street, L.A. CA.


WESTERN ALL OVER THE DIAL


INSP’s SADDLE-UP SATURDAY features a block of rarely-seen classics THE VIRGINIAN and HIGH CHAPARRAL, along with BONANZA and THE BIG VALLEY. On weekdays they’re showing LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE, BIG VALLEY, HIGH CHAPARRAL and DR. QUINN, MEDICINE WOMAN.


ME-TV’s Saturday line-up includes BRANDED, THE REBEL and THE GUNS OF WILL SONNETT. On weekdays it’s DANIEL BOONE, GUNSMOKE, BONANZA, BIG VALLEY, WILD WILD WEST, and THE RIFLEMAN.


RFD-TV, the channel whose president bought Trigger and Bullet at auction, have a special love for Roy Rogers. They show an episode of The Roy Rogers Show on Sunday mornings, a Roy Rogers movie on Tuesday mornings, and repeat them during the week.


WHT-TV has a weekday afternoon line-up that’s perfect for kids, featuring LASSIE, THE ROY ROGERS SHOW and THE LONE RANGER.


TV-LAND angered viewers by dropping GUNSMOKE, but now it’s back every weekday, along with BONANZA.

Just the one lead story for tonight’s Round-up – I have to finish some script revisions, and prepare questions for an interview for next week’s Round-up. Have a great week!

Happy Trails,

Henry

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